Twas the week before Christmas

And all through the town

All the people were trippin'

Then something came down...

I never knew I had it

Day after day the dullness grew

Then one day I just felt plain lazzzzy

Yes, I have it

I have it, you gotta have it

I have it

I am infected

Mono virus

I got the symptoms

I need the Cure

I wanna go to bed

Kiss me, kiss me

Get a head on the door

(repeat)

You won't see it comin'

Day after day after day tedium

Then one day you'll just feel plain stoopeed

Oh Yes, you have it

You gotta have it, you gotta have it

Well I have, you have it

You are infected

Mono virus

I got the symptoms

I need the Cure

I wanna go to bed

Kiss me, kiss me

Get a head on the door

(repeat)

Repetition, same shit

Everyday, every year

Change is forbidden

Restrained by the fear

Apathetically speakin'

It's been a long time

The cake remains the same

Now beat on the doldrums

Beat on the doldrums

Now beat on the doldrums!

Yes, I have it

You gotta have it, you gotta have it

I have it

You are infected

I got the symptoms

I need the Cure

I wanna go to bed

(Kiss me) kiss me, kiss me

Get a head on the door

I got monovirus

Monovirus