Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh

Zig-zaggin through the snow

Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh

Flying raindeers on the airway

I'm a UFO

Speedin' free

Across the universe

I'm a flying V

I brought home a present

A souvenir affair

A little box of carols to all I wish to share

There are no moral lessons

You can make some for your own

I don't mean no revolution

Play a song to move your backbone

My folks were glad and merry

I got home safe and quick

Guess who gave ol' Santa a sweet little kiss on his rosy red cheek

(repeat from beginning)

Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh

Zig-zaggin through the snow

Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh

Flying raindeers on the airway

Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh

Are you listening?

Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh

There's a fruitcake in everybody

Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh

There's a ?

Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh

Take a bite, it's alright